Donald J Trump
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Jeffrey Epstein’s death on August 10, 2019, touched off a storm of outrage, conspiracy theories, and a long-running official review of how a high-profile detainee awaiting federal sex-trafficking trial could die in federal custody. Below I’ll walk through the timeline and the strongest pieces of evidence, explain what official investigations found, and separate the reasonable
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Prologue:In the early hours of a frigid November morning, the citizens of Nome, Alaska, awoke to an unprecedented sight: Russian naval vessels looming on the icy horizon. Within hours, paratroopers descended upon strategic locations along the Alaskan coastline, cutting off communications and seizing key infrastructure. It was the beginning of an audacious invasion that no
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It’s happening. The unbelievable, unthinkable, groundbreaking event of 2025: The Wedding of the Year! We’re delighted to announce the union of two powerful forces—the man with the world’s best hair and the man with the world’s best poker face: Donald Trump & Vladimir Putin! Join us for a ceremony that promises to be as bold
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“Somethin’ Billionaire” I know I stand in line.Until you think it’s timeTo launch our love into the sky. You build your golden towers,I dream of Mars for hours—Together, we could never die. And then I tweet too much,You ramble, talk, and such—But somehow, we both think we’re right. Your hair’s a golden flame,My rockets do
History of Sorts 