Elon Musk
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By Faux News Contributor, Ima Jester MAR-A-FALCON BASE — In a shocking twist to the already surreal reality-TV-meets-apocalypse era of American politics, the power couple known as “Trusk” — Donald Trump and Elon Musk — have officially filed for divorce after years of bizarre public affection, cryptic tweets, and failed space golf ventures. “It’s over,”…
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In a surprise move that shocked diplomats, delighted tabloids, and confused everyone else with a shred of logic, former U.S. President Donald J. Trump and eternal Russian President Vladimir V. Putin tied the knot in a lavish, top-secret wedding held somewhere between Mar-a-Lago and a Siberian bunker (sources differ, possibly because of vodka). The couple,…
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Elon was no ordinary muskrat. Born in the wetlands of the Limpopo River, he had a mind sharper than a lion’s claws and an insatiable thirst for invention. Unlike his fellow muskrats, who were content gnawing on reeds and burrowing into the riverbanks, Elon dreamed of more—greatness, technology, and most importantly… domination. One fateful day,…
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It’s happening. The unbelievable, unthinkable, groundbreaking event of 2025: The Wedding of the Year! We’re delighted to announce the union of two powerful forces—the man with the world’s best hair and the man with the world’s best poker face: Donald Trump & Vladimir Putin! Join us for a ceremony that promises to be as bold…
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“Somethin’ Billionaire” I know I stand in line.Until you think it’s timeTo launch our love into the sky. You build your golden towers,I dream of Mars for hours—Together, we could never die. And then I tweet too much,You ramble, talk, and such—But somehow, we both think we’re right. Your hair’s a golden flame,My rockets do…
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Donald J. Trump appears to be on some crusade against immigrants in the United States, I know he says only illegal immigrants, but let’s have a look at the immigrants that surround him and his family. Donald Trump’s grandfather, Frederick Trump (originally Friedrich Trump), was a German-American entrepreneur who played a significant role in the…
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It’s that time of year again when you have to analyze anything you hear or see (as if you shouldn’t always do that) because it could just be a prank or a joke. But where did it all start this fooling of people on April First? Some historians speculate that April Fools’ Day dates back…
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