Putin

  • Is Vladimir Putin gay?

    Let me start by saying I couldn’t care less if Putin is straight, gay, bisexual or otherwise. My philosophy is live and let live. But looking at some of the anti LGBT rhetoric that comes out of Putin’s mouth ,one has to wonder why is he so afraid? Is he afraid he might become gay

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  • In a surprise move that shocked diplomats, delighted tabloids, and confused everyone else with a shred of logic, former U.S. President Donald J. Trump and eternal Russian President Vladimir V. Putin tied the knot in a lavish, top-secret wedding held somewhere between Mar-a-Lago and a Siberian bunker (sources differ, possibly because of vodka). The couple,

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  • Is Vladimir Putin gay?

    Let me start by saying I couldn’t care less if Putin is straight, gay, bisexual or otherwise. My philosophy is live and let live. But looking at some of the anti LGBT rhetoric that comes out of Putin’s mouth ,one has to wonder why is he so afraid? Is he afraid he might become gay

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  • The Alaskan Gambit

    Prologue:In the early hours of a frigid November morning, the citizens of Nome, Alaska, awoke to an unprecedented sight: Russian naval vessels looming on the icy horizon. Within hours, paratroopers descended upon strategic locations along the Alaskan coastline, cutting off communications and seizing key infrastructure. It was the beginning of an audacious invasion that no

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  • It’s happening. The unbelievable, unthinkable, groundbreaking event of 2025: The Wedding of the Year! We’re delighted to announce the union of two powerful forces—the man with the world’s best hair and the man with the world’s best poker face: Donald Trump & Vladimir Putin! Join us for a ceremony that promises to be as bold

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  • Today marks the 24th anniversary of Putin as President of Russia. Yes, he did step down at one stage to take the prime minister role, but let’s not kid ourselves—this was only to bypass the Russian constitution. Proud to be a strong leader and keep his country safe, he has us look at—how safe Russia

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  • Sun-tanned, Wind-blownHoneymooners at last alone.Feeling far above par.Oh, how lucky we are!While I give to you and you give to me,True love, true love.So on and on it’ll always be,True love, true love. For you and IHave a guardian angel on high,With nothin’ to do.But to give to you and to give to me,Love forever

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  • Comrade Putin

    Dear Comrade Putin, I heard your ambassador to the UK this week that he was implying that Ukraine was the aggressor in this so-called “Military Operation.” He appeared to be a bit confused, as we all might believe. However, I understand you are confused now—as you have a lot on your plate. You’ve started a

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  • The USSczaR

    Dear Comrade Putin, You are telling the world that you have carried out this military mission in the Ukraine, to protect its citizens, to rid it of Nazis. However you have not fully explained to us what you consider to be Nazis. I would love it if you could just clarify that matter, to a

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  • Babyn Yar

    On Tuesday March 1,2022 Russian missiles damaged the Babyn Yar (also known as Babi Yar) memorial site. One might say what is the big deal? It didn’t hit a residential area, right? Five people were killed in that strike which is an awful loss of life, any death cause by war is. But there is

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