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Jeffrey Epstein’s death on August 10, 2019, touched off a storm of outrage, conspiracy theories, and a long-running official review of how a high-profile detainee awaiting federal sex-trafficking trial could die in federal custody. Below I’ll walk through the timeline and the strongest pieces of evidence, explain what official investigations found, and separate the reasonable…
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BREAKING: Trump Accuses Biden of Being on Epstein List PALM BEACH, FL — In a new twist in the “Who’s On the Epstein List?” national pastime, President Donald Trump has accused President Joe Biden of appearing on the infamous flight logs “Biden was on the list, folks. Everybody knows it. Everyone’s saying it,” Trump told…
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In a surprise move that shocked diplomats, delighted tabloids, and confused everyone else with a shred of logic, former U.S. President Donald J. Trump and eternal Russian President Vladimir V. Putin tied the knot in a lavish, top-secret wedding held somewhere between Mar-a-Lago and a Siberian bunker (sources differ, possibly because of vodka). The couple,…
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“An American Fool”(Inspired by “American Idiot” by Green Day, in the style of William Shakespeare) Enter Chorus. Chorus:Hark! Lend thine ear, and hear me speak, I pray,Of yon misguided wight from lands far west,Where folly reigns and reason runs astray—A jester bold, who knoweth not he’s jest. Verse I:Speak not to me of sense or…
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A BIT OF SATIRE FOR THE WEEKEND America, rejoice! President Donald J. Trump is once again blessing us with his economic wizardry by proposing a magnificent new round of tariffs. Because what could possibly be better for the average American than paying more for literally everything? Yes, folks, in an effort to “stick it to…
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Prologue:In the early hours of a frigid November morning, the citizens of Nome, Alaska, awoke to an unprecedented sight: Russian naval vessels looming on the icy horizon. Within hours, paratroopers descended upon strategic locations along the Alaskan coastline, cutting off communications and seizing key infrastructure. It was the beginning of an audacious invasion that no…
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It’s happening. The unbelievable, unthinkable, groundbreaking event of 2025: The Wedding of the Year! We’re delighted to announce the union of two powerful forces—the man with the world’s best hair and the man with the world’s best poker face: Donald Trump & Vladimir Putin! Join us for a ceremony that promises to be as bold…
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Sun-tanned, Wind-blownHoneymooners at last alone.Feeling far above par.Oh, how lucky we are!While I give to you and you give to me,True love, true love.So on and on it’ll always be,True love, true love. For you and IHave a guardian angel on high,With nothin’ to do.But to give to you and to give to me,Love forever…
History of Sorts 