It’s happening. The unbelievable, unthinkable, groundbreaking event of 2025: The Wedding of the Year!
We’re delighted to announce the union of two powerful forces—the man with the world’s best hair and the man with the world’s best poker face:
Donald Trump & Vladimir Putin!
Join us for a ceremony that promises to be as bold as a tweet and as surprising as a Siberian bear in a tuxedo. Get ready for the perfect match: a deal-maker and a deal-breaker, a man who makes America great again and another who makes Russia unforgettable. This is one celebration you won’t want to miss.
The match made in geopolitical chaos will be officiated by none other than the Master of Memes himself, Elon Musk. Expect electric vows, rockets flying, and possibly some mind-bending, out-of-this-world surprises (we heard rumors of a Mars honeymoon).
Date: As soon as they can finish the paperwork, which could be any day now—right after some golf and nuclear disarmament talks.
Venue: Somewhere super exclusive, possibly the Kremlin or a golden tower in the middle of a golf course. Maybe even Mars—Elon’s taking us places.
Dress Code:
For Trump: Pomp, circumstance, and something with gold.
For Putin: A shirt, a suit, and maybe, just maybe, a bear costume.
For the rest of you: Dress like you’re meeting world leaders—plus, don’t forget your sunglasses to shield from all the drama.
We can’t wait to celebrate love, power, and the internet’s new favorite wedding hashtag: #PutinTrump2025.
Putin will be DJT’s 4th wife
RSVP if you dare… just don’t let your phone get hacked.
A bit of satire for the weekend
History of Sorts 
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